I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years
each note is another year i will be laughing at this
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Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
I need this for my evil shenanigans.
Want.
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I HATE the yankees!
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